Dndorks Comic

Eberron Goes 4e (May the fourth be with you!) - 6/25/2009

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Single panel. Star wars and Eberron combined.

Mareg is a shifter wookie, strapped on his back is an Ethan warforged with all of his limbs separated in a sack.

Lia is an Eladrin with stickybuns on her head, looking down at her Leia slavegirl outfit.

Arthur is Luke, a kalashtar, his hand is to his head and he's doing something psychic, like just a glow or whatnot around his head.

DM is Han Solo, holding a wand in an action pose instead of a blaster.

A kobold is wearing a little hat like an ewok. He has a symbol of Ethan's head with an X through it"

Mareg "Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn!"

Ethan "Stop shaking me you big brute! and keep that little kobold away from me!"

Lia "Why did I let you talk me into this outfit, sigh..."

Arthur "May the quori be with you!"

DM "I don't hold stock with that psychic stuff, give me good old magic wand anyday!"

Text "Eberron goes 4e"

Arthur Saves the Day - Part 2 - 6/10/2009

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Panel 1A

Lia blasts the dragon with 6 magic missiles

Dragon "Now you die"

Lia "I don't think so, action point! Come on gang! "

spell 1: forto misilo

Spell 2: forto misilo

Panel 1B

Mareg and Arthur both smash the dragon.

Mareg "Yeah, action point! "

Arthur "Action point! Your turn Ethan!"

Panel 2A

Arthur looks at Ethan's body lying on the ground, his costume shredded, the vase lying on the side.

Arthur "Oh yeah...uh sorry"

Ethan "..."

Panel 2B

Mareg and Arthur are walking out of the cave, Arthur has Ethan strapped to his back, Arthur has the vase strapped to his back. they can be small I think, Mareg is reading the player's handbook.

Mareg "Hey, you know it says here your heal is a minor action, why am I carrying Ethan?"

Arthur "I didn't remember until after the dragon was dead and would you want an awake Ethan after forgetting to heal him for 4 rounds?"

Mareg "oh, good point"

Arthur Saves the Day? - 6/4/2009

Thu, 4 Jun 2009 05:00:00 GMT

"Arthur Saves the Day?"

Panel 1A

Simple: Mareg's feral, Lia is sitting against a wall. There is space for Arthur (panel 2B). The Dragon's head is up gloating.

Complicated possible addition: Lia is frosty and Ethan's body can be seen laying against a wall kinda outa view, maybe his tail seen limp.

Dragon "I'll use your bones as toothpicks, your skulls will act as nice trophies"

Mareg "Grrowl!"

Panel 1B

Dm is looking at his screen, Albert has his head down and is rolling 4 dice randomly, Ethan pokes the dice with a pencil

Albert "Arthur keeps coming, meh, this is never going to work."

Ethan "You made it!"

Arthur "Wha? All right!"

DM "Wha Really? I guess you're in, what do you do?"

Panel 2A

Arthur is standing in a very dramatic pose, standing straight and noble like a paladin out of a picture, with one hand he holds out his holy symbol, with his other he has his mace ready. The scale makes arthur looks taller than normal and the dragon is a little in the back.

Arthur "Don't worry everyone, the chosen of Pelor is here! Back foul beast!"

Dragon "hisss!"

Panel 2B

Same as panel 1A, but now Arthur is laying against the wall too with stars circling his head.

Arthur "so cold, is this what it feels like to die?"

Dragon "No, thats what you'll be feeling in a moment. Ha ha ha ha ha"

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 3 - 5/28/2009

Thu, 28 May 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 3

Panel 1A

Melissa is sitting with Felicia, DM is still there slightly drooling.

Melissa "So..uh tell us about The Guild, what is the next season going to be like?"

Felicia Day "Well we're changing the direction a little " DING DONG interrupts her speech.

Melissa "What now!?! Ok, sorry about this, one moment."

Panel 1B

Melissa opens the door, several angry geek chicks with signs up.

Melissa "Who are you?"

Agatha "We're with SOG, we heard you have Felicia Day in there, send her out!"
Melissa "SOG?"

Agatha "Save Our Geeks. Geek guys get crushes on Felicia Day giving them unreasonable expectations and making it hard for us geek girls to get their attention! SOG!"

Melissa "Uh one moment"

Panel 2A

Melissa comes back, pointing her thumb behind her, Felicia is sitting.

Melissa "Uh, some group of girls are out front, they say they're with SOG?"

Felicia "OMG! SOG!? How'd they find me? Quick, where's the back door?"

Panel 2B

Felicia and Melissa open the door only to find another group of protesters, guys and girls.

Felicia "Who are you!?!"
Geek "Dndorks fans. You're cool Felicia, but do you know how long we've waited to find out what happens with the dragon? This interview is done, Now!"

Melissa "Uh well"
Pnael 3A

Melissa and Felicia look at each other, the door closed.

Melissa "What now?"

Felicia "A window, quick!"

Melissa "A window?"

Panel 3B

Felicia has turned into a pixie (ala zelda, ala Legend of Neil) and is flying out a window.

Melissa "WOW! I thought that was just special effects"
Felicia "Of course it is, I can't glow like Legend of Neil!"
Melissa "Will you be back?"
Melissa "bye bye Felicia Day!"

Chicken Intermission - 5/20/2009

Wed, 20 May 2009 05:00:00 GMT

the chicken gets mad that the humans won't stop staring at felicia day long enough to fix his cable.

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 2 - 4/27/2009

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 1

Panel 1A

Melissa has opened the door, to see Albert and Mike. Albert has a "The Guild" tshirt

Melissa "What are you two doing here?"

Albert "Oh uh..we're here to hang out"

Melissa "Oh no you aren't, you heard we're interviewing Felicia Day today, didn't you?"

Panel 1B

Mike and Albert have zipped past Melissa who is angry.

Mike "Oh she is, guess we'll go say hi, don't want to be rude"

Albert "Thanks Mel!"

Panel 2A

Melissa is coming back into the room from the left, Albert and Mike are facing the right, their faces slack, both with a big grin on their faces.

Melissa "Ok guys, leave Felicia alone"

Melissa "Guys?"

Panel 2B

Melissa is sitting back at the table with Felica again.

Melissa "Uh lets get back to the interview, so uh, does that happen often to geek guys?"
Felicia "More often than you'd think..."

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 1 - 4/17/2009

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 1

Panel 1A

DM and Melissa sit on one side of a desk, like a news report, with Felicia to the left. DM has a huge smile on his face, Felicia is holding her character sheet in front of her. DM has a list of questions in front of him.

Melissa "First, I wanted to say how happy you're here Felicia Day!"

Felicia "I'm happy to be here, I brought my wizard, you said you'd want to talk to me about D&D?"

Melissa "Fantastic!"

Panel 1B

Same panel, but felicia is starting to look at DM oddly.

Melissa "So DM, whats the first question we have for Felicia?"

DM "..."

Panel 2A

Felicia is waving her hand in front of DM's face. Melissa is looking at the questions in front of DM.

Felicia "Is he ok?"

Melissa "Uh...yeah, how about I Just ask the questions. Question 1, how often do you play 4e D&D?"

Felicia "Well I have a busy schedule, but usually..."

Panel 2B

DM has begun to drool a bit.

Felicia "...are you sure hes going to be ok, hes starting to drool..."

DING DONG

Melissa "Uh one moment while I get the door..."

To Be Continued in Part 2

Gaming Chicken - 4/10/2009

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:00:00 GMT

Chicks have been proven to be able to do math. It was only a matter of time that someone thought to give a chicken an xbox controller. This is that time.

Gaming Chicken

Ethan takes it like a man...er tiefling man - 4/6/2009

Mon, 6 Apr 2009 05:00:00 GMT

So Ethan is a warlock, not sure if everyone figured that out yet. The comic is late today, but I think it came out well!

Panel 1A

Ethan slashes in the air sending a bolt at Avalanche who roars in pain

Ethan "Take that!"

Avalanche "I'll kill you little one"

Ethan "Try it!"

Panel 1B

Ethan's arms are up in pain as Avalanche slashes at him. I'm kinda imaging Avalanche on the left of the panel, his left claw in a combat pose with a curved line following the motion with Ethan having claw shaped tears in his clothing.

Ethan "Ooph, you'll have to try harder than that!"

Panel 2A

Ethan gets clawed by the other claw. This just the other claw with another rent hole in Ethan's clothing

Ethan "ouch, ok, that was pretty good, forgot about the other claw"

Panel 2B

All you see of Ethan is his arms underneath Avalanche, Avalanche's mouth is pulling up some of Ethan's clothing

Ethan "Arrgh! Ok ok, you can try a little less hard!"

Battle! - 3/30/2009

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:00:00 GMT

"Battle!"

Panel 1A

Mareg charges in towards the dragon, who has one claw up ready to defend himself

Mareg "Blast him Lia!"

Panel 1B

The dragon kicks Mareg into a wall.

Mareg "Ooph!"

Panel 2A

Lia "I'll get him, fajrego sfero!" a flaming sphere appears near the white dragon

White dragon (Avalanche): Foolish girl"

Panel 2B

Avalanche breaches a cone that freezes the flaming sphere solid and makes Lia all frosty. (Can we overlay the frost art on top of the existing panel to minimize redrawing and/or cologin?)

Panel 3A

Arthur sits next to DM,

Arthur "Am I there yet?"

DM "Aw Come on, whats the odds you'd arrive in time?"
Arthur "What time is it?"
DM "6 oclock"

Panel 3B

Arthur "1 in 1200, based on you saying I'd arrive today, I only have 2 hours left before I'd rest, 10 rounds in a minute"

DM "You're sick, roll it!"