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"Tell your DM you'd like to do the laundry, ask him to describe the results. Repeat a few games until everyone in the party is letting you do their laundry. One day apologize for putting a red sock in the only female character's laundry or the paladin without laughing. From that point on whenever the DM introduces a new NPC, apologize again about the pink clothes just to make sure no one forgets it."

10/15/2001 - Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1.

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Artist: ArtMonkey

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Writer: RichardM

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Posted: 8/30/2006 2:22:51 AM
Marand	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Well, this was unexpected.

Posted: 8/30/2006 3:24:36 AM
dark_psalm	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Woooo! Retro Wednesday. I must admite that this is a bit more Retro than I expected but WoooHooo! I can't wait for the "Worst Player" and "Worst DM" comics (So very cool) Ah Mike, to think once you were a Jock cloaked in shadow :)
Canberra, Australia
Posted: 8/30/2006 5:29:11 AM
WyteNite	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. lifts his finger from the 'reset button' I had nothing to do with this! STOP STARING AT ME WITH YOUR EEEEVIL EYES! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! But seriously, I love you guys. ^_^
Harker Heights, TX
Posted: 8/30/2006 5:33:17 AM
Nived	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Hrm doesn't thing create a continuity error with Ethan's character joining the younger generation mentioning that his original character sheet was 3.0 when here it seems DM's campaign will be 3.5? Though this does cause me to wonder, who were, and what happened to the various folks whose names filled the credit blocks in the days of yore who are no longer with the strip?

Posted: 8/30/2006 5:50:51 AM
white crane	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha.....the good old "girlz wanted" sign.... was that in the first comic or did you just put that in? I thought it was funny....

Posted: 8/30/2006 5:51:59 AM
shador	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Wow. It's like deja vu all over again.
South Carolina
Posted: 8/30/2006 6:30:54 AM
Minsk	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Perhaps, now that the old comics are being redone in the current artistic style and the comic will be relived in a way, it's an opportune moment for a some-time reader (namely me!) to step out from under the duckboards and register to join in on the commenting. So hello! For me, the redoing of the oldies is really awesome, because when I was first reading through the archives, the only put-off I had with the otherwise great comic was the erratically changing drawing style of the early days. It especially bugged me because it never looked as crisp as whatever comic was on the front page at the time of reading. It'll be very refreshing to see the beginning of the story in the "proper" style.

Posted: 8/30/2006 6:57:21 AM
emtbuckethead	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. I actually like the longer format of the older comic (more panels) that said, the art is SO much better now it isn't funny. I hope you don't take down the orginal comics tho, as it is a piece of this comics history. Maybe post then side by side
Pennsylvania
Posted: 8/30/2006 6:58:55 AM
emtbuckethead	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Oh, and the vote resets on the first (tomarrow) So everybody vote vote vote and lets see if we can sucker...I ,mean convice them to make for comics for their minio...I mean adoring fans
Pennsylvania
Posted: 8/30/2006 9:45:55 AM
Darigaaz	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Going back is good. Just make sure Han shoots first.

Posted: 8/30/2006 10:25:29 AM
jenn	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Marand: Yeah we kind of realized that if we were to ever put out a compilation book, then we'd have to have a more uniform style. Dark_Psalm: I don't know if we'll redo those, since those are in the current style. WyteNite: I knew it was you! takes elbow off of reset button Uh yeah... > _> Nived: The original Artist/Writer (Chris and Andy) quit and got fired respectively. As far as I know Chris quit when he realized he couldn't keep up with it, and Andy got fired when he wanted to put the comic on hold without consulting anyone else. When Chris quit we went through a slew of artists (including our current loved artist Jason). When Andy got fired Ryan started being the writer. But then Ryan wanted to do the exact same thing Andy did. So we fired him, and Rich took over. White Crane: That was Rich's idea. :D Shador: I love when people say that. XD Minsk: Welcome to the community of commentors! That's another reason to do it. In my opinion comics are nice because they can show the growing path of an artist, but if the artist has grown too much then the beginning will be offputti We don't know if we'll do it, but we were thinking of having Jason redo his old ones because he's gotten a lot better then when he first started drawing dndorks. Emtbuckethead: I did it all in the huge format, but it was sooo big file size wise. @__@ And yes, get the ~~minions~~ fans to vote! Darigaaz: You made me go into a coughing fit because I was laughing so hard. Oh my gosh long repies suck. ;-;
Las Vegas
Posted: 8/30/2006 11:19:43 AM
Darigaaz	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Its nice to know that some people understand the joke.

Posted: 8/30/2006 1:11:14 PM
darkstar555	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Will the characters have the current clothing style? I mean, will Mareg have the swashbuckler style clothing and will Lia have the two-piece wizzardess' robe?
right behind you, with a BIG gun.
Posted: 8/30/2006 1:24:07 PM
Nived	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. So is Jason, Artmonkey, and Hawker the same artist or not? If not they can copy each other's work pretty well. Anyway i would hope that they use the original costumes... because then the costume change joke just wouldn't work.

Posted: 8/30/2006 1:36:18 PM
ArtMonkey	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Jason = Artmonkey = Jason, but I don't know who Hawker is. Must be one of those interim guys. Oh, yeah, the costumes. Gah! That's going to suck. I hate Mareg's old outfit.
Sierra Vista, AZ
Posted: 8/30/2006 3:02:51 PM
Jimmypop	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. hey everyone! i'm jumping on the bandwagon along with minsk and signing up in conjuntion with the reloaded comics. ive been reading for ages now and love this comic. i did like the old format with more panels, but with production cuts and the price of oil.. its understandable. keep up the good work, i can't wait for "magic stone" the cleric's signature spell.
Broken Hill, NSW, Australia
Posted: 8/30/2006 3:23:33 PM
jenn	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. It will have more panels, those are going to be posted tomorrow. Doesn't anyone read the rants? ;-;
Las Vegas
Posted: 8/30/2006 3:51:41 PM
AZNsupermarket	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. This one is a real classic. I personally believe that you have to read both parts at once to truley enjoy how many lies the DM is actually telling which seem to only get bigger and bigger with time =)

Posted: 8/30/2006 4:32:27 PM
shador	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Wait, wait... A compilation book? happydance
South Carolina
Posted: 8/30/2006 5:37:22 PM
Phoenix of Borg	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. My first though upon seeing this was "Whoah, TIMEWARP!!".
Where rockinghorse poeple eat marshmallow pie.
Posted: 8/30/2006 10:14:53 PM
dallion	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. guys this is too good i love the comic. keep up the good work .

Posted: 8/30/2006 10:26:55 PM
darkstar555	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. Is that 10 s', or 10 5's?
right behind you, with a BIG gun.
Posted: 8/30/2006 10:38:19 PM
tigerdreams	RE: 8/30/2006- Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1. I love the idea of redoing the old strips in the new style. It makes me happy to see them all shiny and colored and pretty.

Posted: 3/22/2007 5:20:02 AM
mrground	Well with so many people having posted already I am surprized no one has done it. So I claim FIRST on FIRST! wOOt! Oh and I love the Girlz Wanted sighn. :)
Trieste, Italy
Posted: 2/25/2009 7:32:58 AM
richardm	RE: Second Second!
Las Vegas

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10/15/2001 - Starts, the Dork {Reloaded} Part 1.

Marand

dark_psalm

WyteNite

Nived

white crane

shador

Minsk

emtbuckethead

emtbuckethead

Darigaaz

jenn

Darigaaz

darkstar555

Nived

ArtMonkey

Jimmypop

jenn

AZNsupermarket

shador

Phoenix of Borg

dallion

darkstar555

tigerdreams

mrground

richardm